'Cause I haven't gone crazy yet

Shit bowmen say

sonofasonofasailor:

”You couldn’t make a fucking ham sandwich.”

“What the fuck are you doing on my bow?”

“Goddamned suits in the crisper.”

“I’ll get on it as soon as I’m done unfucking your shit.”

“Why don’t you just shove a mop up my ass, and I’ll swab the deck while I’m at it.”

“The bastard couldn’t…

oh my god

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    too great kweston take note
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